Rear Cabin Goalkeeper Diary:Cabin Crew Daily_Silence, sitting with the air police

Rear Cabin Goalkeeper Diary:Cabin Crew Daily

Silence, sitting with the air police

I flew four segments yesterday. When I was scolded, it was outrageous,

When I got up at five in the morning, I was in a trance,

Sitting in the canteen, I peeled eggs wholeheartedly. My friend sent me a message: "did you have an inspection?"

I replied, "I'm still in the canteen. I'm not going too early. As long as I can't see the inspection, they can't check me."

Friend: "sister is right"

After dinner, I went to the bathroom to wear a silk scarf, and then went to the sign in room to sign in.

Then I saw a friend who arrived at the company 20 minutes later than me, looking up at the big screen.

Me: "Yo, which preparation room?"

She: "I'm 11, and you?"

I read the flight number and saw it before I started looking at her.

She: "you're next door to me. I guess there's someone else in our preparation room."

I looked at my watch and waited five minutes!

(shocked! In order to avoid inspection, contemporary flight attendants have developed a good ability to step on the spot!)

Friend: "I'll wait one more time"

Me: "why don't we sneak up and take a look?"

As soon as I got to the preparation room, I saw the air police coming face-to-face, then turned smartly and entered the preparation room.

Me: "our air marshals have gone, I'll go too. It's bad if I wait for me at last."

Friend: "do you still know your air police?"

Me: "I've flown before. It's too sharp. It's still your Gy's."

Friend: "why don't I know?"

Me: "I'll know you next time. I'll go first."

After entering, I found that they were all there. They were already giving out masks. I immediately took out my certificates and began to check.

After I finished, I sat in the corner. The purser started the semicolon, 319 a.m. and 320 p.m., and then I heard No. 4 and No. 3,

I said, my heart said it had to be played by one person? I'm confused.

Then she began to crack. She said that everyone must fasten the seat belt, carefully look through the seat pocket, and clean the bathroom first-class

Not to mention that one person disinfects one cabin. Now there is no saying that five people clean one cabin and disinfect one hour.

My heart: on the notice, five people clean and disinfect every hour (before, ten people clean and disinfect every two hours)

When I heard the second necessity, I began to stare at her, staring at her. Yes, I was expressing my displeasure with my eyes.

She said to her sister, "No. 6, you'll get the oxygen cylinder later."

I'm confused again. Where's number 6 from 319? Then I realized that her two numbers were one in the morning and one in the afternoon.

Then she was still crazy and began to talk about all kinds of unhappy cases of platinum cards on her flight.

She said, "a sister used to clean the bathroom,

In this way (she made a gesture), the platinum card motioned to me, and I immediately apologized and said, 'excuse me, Mr. so, I'll go and communicate with her.' her movements are too elegant, giving people the feeling that she is perfunctory, not like a person who does things. "

Inner monologue: do you look like a clerk?

After talking about several cases, I saw the inspectors passing by in our preparation room. That heart,

Go up and down, go up and down, get up in the morning, will you scare me?

She said, "finally, let's look at the equipment." then she turned over the equipment of 319 and repeated a few sentences.

She: "take someone to retell it! No. 4"

Silence, a silence, silence was Cambridge at that time

She: "on the 4th, repeat your duties"

Still no response

Sister whispered, "aren't you number four?"

I whispered back, "sister, 319"

She didn't respond: "you're number four."

Me: "this is 319" (I'm number three of 319)

Purser: "No. 4 XX"

I began to retell, and finished retelling.

Purser: "I thought I didn't have a semicolon? Don't be distracted at the preparation meeting. Listen carefully."

Sister nodded to show good.

After the meeting, I collected my things slowly and leisurely. When I went out of the preparation room to pull the box, I saw her saying in the canteen, "Oh, my pen is in the preparation room. I'm going to get it."

Through the canteen gate, I had an eye collision with her, glanced at her, and left indifferently.

I went to the hall to wait for the bus. My friend came out ten minutes later than us. She sat next to me.

Me: "the one just checked is in your preparation room"

She: "fortunately, she left when I went. It's so scary."

Me: "two people hang around in the meeting"

She: "yes, yes, I'm afraid they'll suddenly sit down."

Me: "our purser is a little, um... (I told her a few and had to imitate it) I think it's not easy for me to have four days today."

She: "who, God"

I said my name, sighed, didn't sit for a few minutes, drove and began to work

On the plane, the air policeman came over: "Oh, sister x, it's you ~"

Me: "come on, you're not going to see anyone?"

He: "I'm going to sit in a row. You can't see it!"

Me: "I took you seriously when you said it."

He pretended to be reckless: "ah? Really?"

Me: "elder brother, you are forgetful. It's normal not to remember me."

He said, "where?"

Me: "work, work"

After reporting the equipment in the back, the kitchen sister began to mutter,

She'll be ready, God!

Me: "I almost didn't shoot my eyes through it. I had to clean it alone. I couldn't be too elegant in the cabin. And her No. 4 retell. Either they all said together that they divided into two No. 4 and kept calling sister No. 6. Either she called No. 3 to read or no. 6 to read. After that, she was still in a strange mood."

Kitchen sister: "yes"

Me: "she said so many platinum cards. Why are they all on her flight? Is it her problem?"

Kitchen sister: "hahaha, you're right"

Me: "I suspect she swept the flight, but I have no evidence"

The work is almost done. The purser said to wait for passengers in their respective areas.

I sat next to the air police.

He: "where did you fly with you last time, BJ city?"

Me: "well, BJ city is on duty. You've been sitting next to you in the crew car for a long time."

He said, "I don't call it a cusp. Where's my cusp?"

Me: "you're the sharpest guy I've ever seen. Well, please shut up."

He said, "are you getting fat?"

I knew he couldn't shut up

Since I just finished my physical examination, I really gained several kilograms

I was silent

He: "eh ~ look, I'm right!"

He showed his unparalleled surprise and pierced his heart

Me: "it's been a month or two. It's autumn. Don't stick some autumn fat?"

He said, "in a month or two, you've gained weight to the naked eye."

Me!

God sent me to torture me!

Me: "well, shut up and fly happily"

He said, "I don't. look, look, you're just stabbed."

It's the best policy to walk in the thirty-six strategies. If you can't fight, you have to run. I

Decided to leave this land of right and wrong!

Sitting back two rows, he ran over: "you can get housing subsidies, you know?

I think he is serious: "I rent a house."

He: "you can only get it by renting a house. You can put forward the housing provident fund."

Me: "why did you bring it up? You have to use it to buy a house"

He: "ouch, sister, you have money."

Me: "there are tongs"

He: "are you from CQ city?"

Me: "it's rare that you remember"

He: "where is CQ city?"

Me: "take back what you just said"

He: "SPB?"

Me: "return SPB, jfb, OK?"

He: "Oh, sister, where are the rich ~ live in jfb"

I vomited blood: "well, jfb made the floor." I think he was trying to think back: "don't think about it. Tactically delay time, and then try to think back. I have to say that what I remember is not where. You have been seen through by me."

He: "no ~" Oh, I can't stand the guest. I stood in front of the guest. After a while, the channel was blocked. I turned around and saw that my sister was carrying a huge bag and threw it into the luggage rack. The owner of the next bag looked at it and didn't even take a hand, but my sister's expression was very bad.

Back in the back service room, my sister said this.

Me: "I just saw it. He stood by and looked at it. He blocked the passage."

Sister: "he didn't even give me a hand. I didn't want to talk to him, so I let him go."

Me: "if it were me, I wouldn't put it. It's so big."

Kitchen sister: "I won't either. I'll ask him to give me a hand. If he doesn't give me a hand, he asks the people around him to help me. He says he may be ill and can't let go, and then he will talk about him

There is no disease, such as bad waist (the flight attendant should hate the three words "bad waist", and he knows it all) "

Air policeman: "you should put it down and let her (he pointed at me) put it"

Me: "please shut up!"

Sister: "I don't want to talk to him. Last time I met a man, I threw the box to me and sat down. I said Mr. give me a hand. I can't put it up alone. He stood up and said, 'just these two fingers, count me lose with three hands'. Then he put it to me. I gave him a thumbs up. Mr. you're really good! Real man!"

Ha ha, ha ha, this sentence is really wonderful

Me: "you said you had the ability to put it on with two fingers."

Air marshal: "you are all the best candidates for Oscar"

When the plane was launched and safety checked, a young father in row 13 took care of the child. I said, "let the baby fasten his seat belt!

Child father: "he doesn't"

Me: "why didn't he fasten it? He has his own seat. Why didn't he fasten his seat belt?"

I'm not very good about this kind of refusal without even tying it to my children.

Then he tried to fasten the child's seat belt. The child didn't cry or make trouble. I was speechless in my heart

At the back, there was another child in the penultimate row. The adult held him without wearing a seat belt. My sister was persuading him.

Me: "you let him sit down and fasten his seat belt. If he wants to hold his mother, he depends on his mother. He must fasten his seat belt for takeoff and descent!"

Child's father: he doesn't want to fall in love. Is that all right

Me: "no, how old is he? He's over two years old."

Child father: "four years old"

Me: "well, I'm four years old and can't sit by myself?"

Sister: "I'll try to get him a baby seat belt!

Me: "is he still a baby at the age of four? He obviously exceeded the safety belt limit."

The child's father didn't speak, and my sister went to get her seat belt.

I really want to say, "when I'm four years old, I still fasten the baby's seat belt. When I'm six, eight and ten years old, do I have to be a baby and fasten the baby's seat belt?" the impulse is magic

ghost

I turned and walked straight away.

When taking off, the little hands in the last row were waving all the time. It was white meat. It was much more pleasant than the child in the penultimate row who was holding the child who patted the passenger's seat in front and climbed on the wallboard

After taking off, I opened the bathroom and saw that the mother of the child in the last row handed the mobile phone to him. On the mobile phone was a video that the child dared not slide. I smiled and said: is this you?

The children just looked at me. I'm sorry 😅

His mother said, "he didn't dare to slide, ha ha." I was embarrassed to see him and left.

When I went to the safety inspection, the 13th row held the child and said: he doesn't want to fasten it. I'll hold him like this!

Me: he doesn't want to? That's because you haven't formed a habit for him since childhood. You know how to fasten your seat belt in a car, but you don't want to fly?

At last he put the child down and fastened his seat belt

In the second paragraph, the purser said that the mineral water would be sent after taking off

So twenty minutes after taking off, we began to pull out the water truck to make water, and put the oxygen bottle back in the car.

The hair water is sent to the outlet. Sister: did you forget the oxygen bottle?

Me: Oh, I'll take it first and you send it first.

Sister: OK

I held three Bang heavy oxygen bottles and oxygen tubes. Then the oxygen bottle scratched my rubber gloves and shook my thumb outside.

I just entered the first class cabin. The purser said, "give it to him." the air police picked it up and helped pack it.

The purser asked me: why don't you broadcast all the time? What are you doing in the back? Are you all sleeping?

My heart: the purser who questioned me like this last time, I got angry with her directly. However, I'm not young! I can't bear it!

Me: sister, the captain has just broadcast for an hour and 15 minutes. The kitchen sister should think that the broadcast should follow the normal broadcast process

She: it should be broadcast when taking off. The captain has broadcast it. She doesn't broadcast it yet. That's called radio lag!

I'm not broadcasting. Why are you yelling at me?

Then I was silent again.

She frowned: go!

Me: "sister, I'll change my gloves!" I raised my hands with only four fingers and rubber gloves

She said, "change what gloves!" in a bad tone 

I'm also angry: sister, I'm still making water! My gloves are broken by the oxygen cylinder!

She: in the CF bag, take it yourself.

Then try to weaken the first-class sister with a sense of existence: here, take it out directly!

Then the purser: don't change your shoes, please, and then start packing.

I took a glove and turned and left.

After sending the water back, the kitchen sister was very angry: as soon as I was ready to go out and send the water behind me, she called to scold. I was ready to explain, so she hung up the phone.

Me: no wonder, as soon as I went to the front, I yelled at me and threw my anger on me.

Kitchen sister: what did she yell at you? It's not your radio.

Me: Yes, ask if we are all sleeping in the back. There are cat cakes.

Kitchen sister: she called to say why the oxygen cylinder hasn't been returned. I said I've carried it. You just pulled it out.

Me: she wants to make water after taking off. According to her request, it's time to salute after taking off.

Kitchen sister: she may have forgotten to send water, and she said it was impossible to take off for eight minutes and broadcast for 50 minutes!

If you don't understand, you have to command blindly.