When cleaning the cabin, the kitchen sister said to return the pot. I said I would take it with me later.
Sister said, "I'm afraid she'll hurry later."
Sure enough, after reporting the clearance, she began: "haven't you returned your pot yet? Take it back quickly."
Sister PA: "sister, put it back" has learned to predict,
After passing the station for more than two hours, get off the plane and go to the crew lounge.
On board the crew car, he began to say to the announcer: "announcer, there is a big problem with your broadcast. The broadcast usually starts in eight minutes after takeoff, no more than 20 minutes, more than 20 minutes
Minutes later, let alone the captain's broadcast "
I tried my best to turn it over. In my heart: some captains broadcast it on the ground. You grab it. Let's see if the phone gives you a chance. It depends on whether your authority is high or the cockpit authority is high.
Kitchen sister, look at her: "well, good sister"
In fact, she has broadcast part of it, and she also follows the public process, which is different from this habit.
I can see that my sister doesn't want to explain anything anymore. She's just happy!
Then she said, "also, your phone, every time you hang up, release the PTT key. It pops. It's too obvious."
The kitchen sister still replied, "good sister"
Later, when talking about this, the kitchen sister still said that every time she pressed rest (I saw it) before hanging up, it was obviously a problem with the phone
After getting out of the car, the air policeman put the CF bag on my box. The thief said, "this bag doesn't belong to me next. Take it."
I thought there was a bomb, I have to say!!! I stared at brother Bao in surprise: "come on, let me show you what's inside." he zipped open the zipper and revealed the fruit inside. I'm Zhuo
I didn't mention it myself. I stuffed everything into it. I can only say that it was hard. When brothers and brothers arrived at the crew lounge, they took bread and fruit first,
Then I asked the air policeman, "where shall we sit?" because it was an acquaintance.
The purser sat at the second table. The first table was unknown to other groups, and the last table was filled with things.
Air marshal: "the table beside me"
I turned around and saw that my sister just sat down. I took my things and went to bubble noodles. At this time, the purser invited the air police to eat the crew meal together.
Purser: "I brought an extra meal for the crew. Come and eat!"
Air marshal: "give them something to eat!" he meant the three behind us.
Purser: "they have eaten."
Then she looked at me and asked, "right?"
My heart: you're packing up, I'm making water, I don't know where to eat
I ignored her, looked into her eyes and moved away to make noodles
The air policeman smiled and said, "if she eats, she won't be here."
Then she didn't speak. When the fans were ready, the air police also made a bubble noodles and were ready to come.
Halfway, the purser stopped him, sincerely invited him to eat the meal of the crew, and then the general rest room spontaneously divided into two groups.
Eating bread and playing with mobile phones,
The air policeman in the last two paragraphs sent me a message: didn't you come to the meeting yesterday?
I replied: they all ate in the crew lounge. You're a single shift again
He replied: I am a delicate SF
I said: delicate SF, I have a hunch that it may not be easy to fly in the last two paragraphs
He: Well, silence is better than sound
Eat and drink enough, go to lie down and sleep, pull the silk scarf, cover your face and plug your headphones. The world has nothing to do with me.
A ballad sounded in the earphone, and then unconscious.
When I opened my eyes again, both sisters were patting me: "driving"
I opened my eyes in a trance, pulled off my silk scarf, picked up my bag and walked out in a trance.
I saw that the bag hanging on my box was gone. I looked at the purser next to me, put on a mask and went out.
When I got on the plane, the air policeman called me. I looked at him and walked back with my box.
He came over with the receipt: "sister x, how do you feel unhappy today?"
Me: "I haven't woke up yet. Go to work quickly."
Sister: "we just photographed you for a long time."
Me: "I had insomnia last night and couldn't sleep all the time. I got up so early in the morning and lay down unconscious."
Kitchen sister: "I was afraid of taking the wrong picture."
Me: "hahaha, after all, you were asleep when I went. Fortunately, you helped me take a seat. After dinner, I couldn't go to the lounge chair. The air policeman came in and went out. I told him I didn't have a chance."
Kitchen sister: "yes, it's embarrassing to shoot the wrong person."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
After reporting the equipment, the air police came up again: "I think she's a little melon."
Me: "a little? That's quite..." then I said
About yelling at me this morning
Air policeman: "you broadcast?"
Me: "do you think I look like a broadcaster?"
Air policeman: "you didn't broadcast. Why did she yell at you?"
Me: "all say she's God"
Later, there were a lot of gold and platinum cards in the two sections. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I went to say hello. When ordering with platinum card,
I found that she came to say hello to the platinum card, came empty handed and took the list: "Mr. XXX, you are our noble platinum card, and I am the purser of this flight..."
I thought later: I've said this blunt word for decades.
Then every time a platinum came, I stood next to her and waited for her to identify herself first. When she left, I slipped over again: "Mr. XX, excuse me again,
Let's fly this section..., there will be... "
Later, when 12a came up, the front box couldn't fit, so the purser put her in first class,
Then when I said hello to 14a, he wore headphones and shouted twice. I gave up without response,
In the middle, 14b looked at me. As soon as he came up, he sat at 14a. I went to confirm: "is it Mr. X? He promised!!"
I don't understand why some passengers don't know their surnames (we only recognize seats, not people)
The purser just saw me shouting 14a, but she didn't say yes. She came towards me.
I preempted: "I won't disturb him later. I've basically said hello to other gold cards, including 12a and 13j"
She: "12a, I've confirmed. Her things have been put in first class for her. She's a little nervous. Pay attention."
I had a sentence in my throat and almost blurted out, "what about you?"
He swallowed it, nodded again and again, and shouted in his heart. I beg you to stop. There are a lot of gold cards here. You say passenger God here. Your voice is not small! Spare me.
Later, I went to the back and said to my sister, "just now the purser said that she noticed 12a. She said that the gold card was a little divine. She still stood in the cabin and told me."
Kitchen sister surprised Q: "she told you in the cabin?"
Me: "ah, that doesn't just beat magic with magic. It depends on who can be better."
Then the two sisters understood and smiled there. The air police brother looked sincere: "what do you mean?"
Me: "you don't have to understand. After all, there is a generation gap."
Sister: "your 2G network is not normal. We use 4G"
Good damage, ha ha ha
Brother: "I only know yyds"
Me: "it's been half a year."
Sister: "what about y1s1?"
I heard yese. I said what's this? With questions, after the safety inspection, everyone returned.
Then he slid and the plane stopped. At this time, 19C rang a call bell.
When I rushed out, a lady stood up to go to the bathroom. I thought I just said there were ten minutes to take off: "go and ask the steward in the back to drive it for you."
Then he continued to rush forward to 19C. He said, "water dripping from above"
I felt around the luggage rack: "dry!"
He pointed to a drop of water on his arm and said, "it's still here."
I... Looked around and said, "it may be the air conditioning pipe." the key is that there is no water in the air conditioning pipe. Just turned around, the person next to me asked me to get him a charging cable,
I'm anxious. If it's later, 19C's water will dry up!
Then my sister came, I ran to the front, took kitchen towels and wet paper towels, and ran back.
"The air conditioning pipes are cold and hot. Sometimes they drip water. Take this and wipe it. I'll bet on it to see if it will leak."
It was just half blocked, the takeoff bell rang, and then I withdrew immediately.
After taking off for eight minutes, the kitchen sister pinched the radio.
In her words, she pinched in front and called again later.
Me: "it's not easy to earn this 8 yuan!"
Kitchen sister: "just now the air policeman was still saying that it was not easy for me to earn these eight yuan. I asked him how to know. He said that the company's big screen was rolling."
I wait: "just came up, the purser called him to cooperate, and then he passed by. The purser said she went to the bathroom first. The air police brother said she was very divine, so I told him that she clung to the radio in the morning."
After Pingfei, she came over and asked us whether to pack the gold cards we didn't eat. The ten portions of the meal were different, and there were still five portions missing. She also asked us whether to pack or not. Would it not be difficult for us
。
The first section landed and stopped halfway. I saw two passengers standing up. I asked my sister, "sister, can you help me see it?"
As soon as they looked, the plane came back to me: "here it is."
I also saw the small tail of China Eastern Airlines in the left rear observation window
Then the passengers got up to pick up their luggage. I got up, too. Then I saw the first-class sister rush over and ask them to close it.
Then the plane continued to slide, and the purser picked up the radio and said he didn't arrive.
My heart: it's over. I don't know what it's like to be criticized.
Go out and let them sit again, close the luggage rack and come back.
When clearing the cabin: "she will criticize later"
Sister: "it was like a remote seat just now. She didn't broadcast it when she saw it. She read it wrong, not without it."
After clearing the cabin, sure enough, she shouted to us, "who's number 4?"
I plastic: "sister, I"
She said, "do you know how dangerous it was just now? All the passengers stood up. The baggage handler took the baggage. Tell me what's going on. The first class came out. What are you doing?"
Me: "sorry, sister, we thought we were there."
She: "as long as the cabin lights are not turned on, you should rush to the cabin and ask them not to stand up. Even if it is true, you should be willing to be embarrassed, and you can't allow such a thing to happen, you
This is a big mistake! "
Me: "I'm sorry, sister. I just asked sister. Everyone really thought it was there."
Kitchen sister: "I'm sorry, sister. She did ask us. We thought it was a remote seat."
She: "even if she asks you, you should go to the back rows of the cabin and have a look first."
My heart: OK, the safety of others is safety, and the steward doesn't need it. The captain makes an emergency brake, and I roll into the cabin like a snowman.
She said: the next paragraph will never allow such a thing to happen again.
We turned around with her at the same time. The kitchen sister was very angry. She didn't lower her voice and said: blame me for being blind!
I'm worthy of being a sister! I just ignore people,
Two paragraphs, she kept catching the air police,
She always came to the back to guard us when we delivered the meal. It was not easy to go back when we received the meal. She came out as soon as I collected the first row. Standing behind me, I collected the box and couldn't squat down. She walked close to me and I
Ghost fire.
I turned around and said: sister, please step back so that I can put the box,
Got it, row 15. 15J helped me collect the boxes of his colleagues,
She stood behind me to answer the passenger's questions, and I held the lunch box and waited,
After I put the box in my hand, I went to pick up the box they handed me. 15J put the three moved ready,
Purser: don't put it up. It's easy to fall down.
15J: Oh, OK, I just want to take it for her.
I took it, thanked him and continued to pull back. His friends were making fun of him because of his words. I pushed the car away.
She repeatedly asked behind me where the air policeman was. I didn't want to answer her.
Then she really followed me, 🙃
When I got to the back, I caught the air policeman and said that I didn't want to listen. I pulled the plate and went out again. She left and I came back.
Kitchen sister: what should I do? I have to fly with her tomorrow. Do I want to ask for leave.
Air policeman: she may say on the flight tomorrow that those sisters were really angry with me yesterday.
Me: the elder sister can't answer her: aren't you still alive?
Air policeman: Oh, my God, you really have a good tooth tip.
Me: save yourself first!
He: Hey, you shouldn't fly up today. It's too melon.
Me: hum, which said that silence is better than sound at this time.
Then my brother was successfully forced away by me.
Later, in the second section of cabin cleaning, sister: "the two men and women in row 15 on the flight have been kissing. They really can't live."
Me: security check, I forced them to put down the handrail.
Before, flying BJ also met a couple sitting at 63ac. The woman took off her shoes, put on a black lace sock, and then put it on the legs of seat C. when it bumped, she just sat in the last row and saw the woman passing through KF
N94 was biting C's ear. I silently moved my eyes to the right window and said in my heart: don't look at me if I'm not polite. 🙈
Be a person! There are all passengers around. Pay attention to the public influence!
This is what you can see without paying??
On board the crew car, the purser began to comment. She said: I want to talk earlier, otherwise I can't finish it. First of all, our No. 4, gold card and platinum card have good feedback, and the feedback from passengers is also quite good. Just
He made a mistake of principle in the first paragraph... "He talked around and criticized us all. After that, he wrote down everyone's Department except the first class.
I asked the air policeman: what does she want?
Air marshal: write about you 😓
Purser: "everyone else can be forgiven. I want to truthfully feed back to the air police that XX is my best friend. I must tell her."
The air police sent me: where did this come from.
Down, the kitchen sister told me about some people and things on her blacklist, almost every one coincided with me.
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